im walking through walmart with high heels on i feel so powerful
Yes but how do I know that you’re dating me for my heart and not for my international criminal empire
Because your international criminal empire is what you do, and not who you are.
That is so sweet I might just stab someone
Friends hug you when you come back from the dead
Best friends try to send you back
literally one of the best things in the hobbit was gandalf constantly counting the dwarfs like an exasperated teacher on a school trip
STORY IDEA: YOUR DOOR BELL RINGS AND ITS A PERSON FROM AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE “I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT YOU ARE MY FAVORITE BOOK CHARACTER AND I KNOW HOW IT ENDS AND I WANNA CHANGE IT”
WHY DID YOU DO THAT TO ME
JENNIFER WAS LITERALLY REACTING TO NOTHING WHILE GOING UP THE TUBE INTO THE ARENA AFTER CINNA WAS KILLED RIGHT IN FRONT OF HER, SHE WAS LITERALLY STANDING IN AN EMPTY ROOM WITH A GREEN SCREEN AND JUST POURING OUT HER EMOTIONS WHEN ALL SHE HAD TO LOOK AT WERE GREEN WALLS AND THE CEILING
TELL ME THIS ISN’T GREAT ACTING I DARE U
Guess who’s got to go to church?
OH MY FUCKING GOD! I’ve been seeing these ads on the subway for the past month and I STILL have NO FUCKING IDEA what they’re advertising?!?!
the idea of wearing jeans that are not skinny jeans terrifies me now i can’t remember what i used to do with all that extra space around my ankles